While hilarious-as-fuck, the oddball Deadpool/Bob Ross kinda-sorta teaser that Fox released yesterday didn’t really give much in the way of details about the plot of the upcoming Deadpool sequel. However, the movie studio released the following synopsis for The Untitled Deadpool Sequel–which, I suppose that’s the film’s official name for now?–which we saw over at IMDb:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
Although this is (probably) not close to the film’s actual plot, it again show how committed that everyone involved is to packing in the funny at all levels of promotion. One word, though: if there aren’t a flux capacitor or sexually aggressive canines in the movie, we riot. You can’t dangle that kind of detail in front of us and not deliver.
The Untitled Deadpool Sequel hits theaters June 1, 2018.