This is a long one, folks! The video for my unboxing of the new Nick TMNT Minimates from Diamond Select Toys clocks in at a whopping twelve minutes. Honestly, the fact that something held my attention that long hasn’t occurred since back in 2005 when I ran afoul of two men battling it out over the love and affections of an albino chicken. Granted, it WAS a very voluptuous chicken, but no one deserved to die over her! That just goes to show my love of all things Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and all things “blind bagged”. Curse those foil-y wrappers and the uncontrollable urge to find out what’s inside!

You can pick up the TMNT Minimates at your local comic shop this week. (They’re available at other retailers as well, but you should really support local shops first.) You can find out more about Diamond Select Toys and their killer products here.