From the files of: “Sure, why not?” I bring you the trailer for the schlocky Lovecraft homage, Call Girl Of Cthulhu.

Here’s the deal:

A virginal artist falls in love with a call girl who turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their God and destroying mankind.



The Kickstarter-funded horror-comedy comes to you from director Chris LaMartina of the ’80s-set “found footage” film WNUF Halloween Special and Camp Motion Pictures.

I can’t find any release info on the film at this point, other than an upcoming screening at the Maryland Film Festival, but I’m eager to check it out as it looks like a nice mix of Re-Animator, Frankenhooker, and the films of John Waters.