Hey world, prepared to be overwhelmed by the silky smooth southern accents of the gentlemen of FreakSugar.

In the inaugural episode of the FreakCast, Charles Webb tells you why he kind of hated Guardians of the Galaxy, while Jed Harris-Keith reminds the rest of us that there are definitely some cape comics out there worth reading, and Clint Mize weighs in on the Destiny beta while reminding us all of the true meaning of cinema (spoilers: a cool place to fart when it’s raining).

We’re not drunk (this time), we promise.