BREAKING: Trump Demands to See Santa’s Birth Certificate
Washington, DC: Citing security concerns about Santa Claus’ visit on Christmas Eve night each year, President Trump is calling for Kris Kringle to...
Former President Obama Vows to Take Away “Merry Christmas”
Washington, DC: The destructive War on Christmas lingers into another year, thanks in no small part to former President Barack Obama. Yelling from...
Kevin Bieber & Victor Reynolds Want to Help Us Laugh at the Illogical with UnPresidential
No matter which side of the political aisle you find yourself in, it's safe to say that many United States citizens are experiencing fatigue caused...
Eric Trump Regrets Saying “Robert Mueller” in Mirror 3 Times
Washington, DC: A secret know only to his brother Donald Jr., Eric Trump, son to Donald Trump, blames himself for special counsel Robert Mueller's...
Steve Bannon & Donald Trump No Longer Besties
Washington, D.C.: Moments after being let go as Chief Strategist to Donald Trump, former Breitbart executive chair Steve Bannon could be seen ambling...
Anthony Scaramucci to Appear on LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
Former White House Communications Director and embarrassing uncle who berates your waiter at Applebee’s Anthony Scaramucci is set to appear on Late...
Jeff Sessions Banished Back to Home Dimension
Washington DC: Just over a month after being confirmed as the Attorney General of the United States under President Donald Trump’s administration,...
Satan Regrets Deal Made with Donald Trump
City of Dis, Hell: Speaking to reporters on Wednesday, Lucifer Morningstar, lord of Hell and all the infernal plains, expressed regret for purchasing...
Jon Stewart Calls Out Trump’s Lies & Gives Media a Pep Talk on COLBERT
It’s hard to believe that Jon Stewart has largely been away from the public eye since he left Comedy Central as host of The Daily Show nearly a...
Samantha Bee to Host Alternative to White House Correspondents Dinner
It’s no secret that the relationship between Trump administration and the press kicked off to a rocky start. From mocking the members of the press...